Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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