Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The adults are the big ones right?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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