Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Success! We fucked roommates!
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