I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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