BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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