on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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