We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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