Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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