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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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