I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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