Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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