How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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