Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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