I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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