Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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