god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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