It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You need a sexual gate keeper
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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