You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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