Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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