its not stalking. its research.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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