I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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