That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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