i think my mom watched the whole time
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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