Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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