Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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