we have officially lost it.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
did i just pee glitter
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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