She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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