I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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