If i come over, it means nothing
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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