the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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