oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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