Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
How's work?
Spinning.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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