Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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