Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Green mimosas i think yes
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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