I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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