are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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