gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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