do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You made out with two different species that night
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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