just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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