oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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