I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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