Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My vagina is very pro this idea
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