I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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