gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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