Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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