why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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