i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
that may or may not have been my penis.
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