well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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