Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
how drunk are you?
Several
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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