and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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